What Does a Brown Recluse Look Like?

The brown recluse is a very common, large and dangerous spider from America. They have the worst bite of any spider, and to top it off, females can get up to a foot long! Brown recluses have a latin name: Isosceles Recluse. They come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes, and are very common in America, so let's look at some pictures of them and data about where they come from!

This is where the brown recluse lives.

Now that we know where they live, let's learn how to identify a brown recluse!

You can tell that a spider is a brown recluse if it has the following:

- Brown on it

- Any sort of markings that look somewhat like a violin

Let's look at some of the common variations of the brown recluse!

Deseret Recluse

They have the worst venom of all the brown recluses. They can kill you in .2 nanoseconds if you get bitten. You can tell that your brown recluse is a desert recluse by the huge violin and the 10 legs.

Spotted Brown Recluse

They live in your ears, but they're harmless unless you get water in your ears, in which case they will bite your brain and murder you. They can be identified by their spots and the small violin on their head.

Spiky Demonic White and Red Brown Recluse

Even though its name is "brown recluse," this type of brown recluse doesn't actually have brown on it. You can tell that your brown recluse is a Spiky Demonic White and Red Brown Recluse by looking for demonic red spikes and a demonic face on its back, with an upside down violin. These can murder you and automatically send you to hell, even if you never committed a sin in your life! 😭

Green Brown Recluse

This type of brown recluse is mostly green with some brown on the legs. You can tell that your brown recluse is a green brown recluse by looking for the ukelekelele mark on the abdomin and the green body.

Satanspawn Brown Recluse

This type of brown recluse kills you if you look at it for more than 10 seconds, as well as having poison that it can shoot at you and make you die with. You can tell that your brown recluse is a Satanspawn Brown Recluse by looking for the exclimation mark shaped violin and the fire that it always has around it.

Cute Brown Recluse

Even though it's name says cute, it's hideous. This type of brown recluse can only be killed with fire, which means having the Satanspawn Brown Recluse in your house can actually be helpful. This is the most deadly kind of brown recluse, as you can see by the huge fangs by its head. It can be identified by the violin with two lines connecting to its head and the giant fangs.

Cockroach Brown Recluse

This is the most dangerous type of brown recluse, because it has the poisonous fangs of the cockroach as well as the venomous chemicals of the brown recluse. It's also super duper fast! You can identify a Cockroach Brown Recluse by the death of your loved ones, the violin that takes up the entire body, or the super skinny front legs that come out of its head. These brown recluses are really good at infesting houses.

House Spider

Don't kill this type of spider, it's just a common house spider. Just make sure not to touch it, because all spiders can kill you with a bite! It's aggressive, but not a brown recluse or black widow, so that means it's A-OK! 😀😀😀

I hope you learned a lot about Isosceles Recluse today!

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